un: aphrodite ;; text ;; 001 <- "first post"

[wingstosee]

so i'm not really sure how this works?
it doesn't look like anyone else has posted yet.
but uhhhh no time like the present, right?
so
my... bracelet? watch?
i guess it's kind of a smartwatch.
anyway it said something new just now.

"we made it work. attempt number six was successful. it worked, everyone!"
"wait, there's a problem, we're not where we..."

does this sound familiar to anyone?
there might have been more but i was in the cafeteria
or well. am, i guess

also, first post?
i think you're supposed to say that.

wow i have no idea where to end this.
i hope you're all having a good day?
even with the kidnapping and everything.
okay bye

wait jk jk
jupiter, if you see this
let me know, okay?
this is venus. though i guess that's pretty obvious.
i'm really worried :(
that was probably obvious too

okay bye for real this time?
maybe??
yeah.

Comments

[aequoreal]

Kaldur'ahm.
It is good to meet you, Venus. Even if the circumstances are not ideal.

Where are you from?

[wingstosee]

whoa.
that's a really cool name?
i'm from earth if that means anything to you.
the american midwest?
i mean if you don't know what earth is that probably means even less but.

how about you?

[aequoreal]

Thank you.
I am from Earth as well.

[wingstosee]

haha. awesome.
i kind of thought everyone was from earth at first? but so many people have said otherwise.
i guess i'm just trying not to assume now.

[aequoreal]

I have met people from other planets before, but rarely so many who may be from different universes than me entirely.

[wingstosee]

yeah. i've been hearing some about that?
i still don't really get it, i guess.
i know a lot of people don't recognize the stuff i talk about with earth...
but it's kind of crazy to think it's a different universe thing. you know?
like, we can still both go to a pizza hut, you know?
that shouldn't be possible.

[aequoreal]

I am by no means an expert. But it does seem possible that Pizza Hut or something similar has developed in several universes. Some may more alike than others.

[wingstosee]

that's not even weird to you??
it's not pizza house, or pzone hut
it's just.
pizza hut.
i literally talked to someone earlier about michael jackson??
michael jackson exists for trolls. he's called "troll michael jackson."
what gives????

[aequoreal]

It may be pizza house in some universes. I do not think it is stranger than alien life, though I cannot say that I fully understand multiverse theory.

( or at all. )

[wingstosee]

okay, i guess that's true.
but it's definitely been pizza hut for everyone i've asked.

anyway what i'm getting out of this is multiverse stuff is weird??

[aequoreal]

I do not disagree with your conclusion.

[wingstosee]

ugh.
now my head hurts.

also i kind of just want pizza now.
have you ever been to a pizza hut

[aequoreal]

I have not. But I have had pizza.

[wingstosee]

oh, well
pizza hut isn't exactly pizza anyways.
at least, not good pizza.

what kind of toppings do you like?
i hope i'm not prying too much but like
i'm sitting in the cafeteria and don't have anything better to do other than getting drunk again? haha.

[aequoreal]

I enjoy mushrooms on pizza.
And I do not mind talking.

[wingstosee]

oh ew.
not that i'm judging!
honestly, i wish i COULD like mushrooms.
they just... chew all weird?
i have to pick them off.

[aequoreal]

It is their texture that I enjoy most.

[wingstosee]

oh my god.
that's strong?
that's like. powerful.

do you like tomatoes too??

[aequoreal]

I do not think my enjoyment of mushrooms makes me powerful.
And yes, of course. Do you not?

[wingstosee]

it kind of does??
and even if it didn't tomatoes ABSOLUTELY WOULD???
i can't eat them at all! i gag if i even try

do you just eat them raw?
like an apple or

okay eurgh i just sort of made myself sick thinking about that?

[aequoreal]

Surely you find tomatoes and mushrooms more to your liking than the food here?

[wingstosee]

mmm...
no? actually, no.
it's not GOOD but at least i haven't found any tomatoes yet.

actually maybe mushrooms are better.
i have to think about that one. sorry

[aequoreal]

It is of no consequence.
What foods do you prefer?

[wingstosee]

on pizza? i guess... cheese.
like i can handle some other things but cheese is definitely the best topping.
and other than that. i guess pretty normal things?
i don't know. if you name a food i can tell you if i liked it??

[aequoreal]

How do you feel about pineapple? I have heard it is very controversial.