un: aphrodite ;; text ;; 001 <- "first post"

[wingstosee]

so i'm not really sure how this works?
it doesn't look like anyone else has posted yet.
but uhhhh no time like the present, right?
so
my... bracelet? watch?
i guess it's kind of a smartwatch.
anyway it said something new just now.

"we made it work. attempt number six was successful. it worked, everyone!"
"wait, there's a problem, we're not where we..."

does this sound familiar to anyone?
there might have been more but i was in the cafeteria
or well. am, i guess

also, first post?
i think you're supposed to say that.

wow i have no idea where to end this.
i hope you're all having a good day?
even with the kidnapping and everything.
okay bye

wait jk jk
jupiter, if you see this
let me know, okay?
this is venus. though i guess that's pretty obvious.
i'm really worried :(
that was probably obvious too

okay bye for real this time?
maybe??
yeah.

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[iustitia]

TH3R3 4R3 COUNTL3SS UN1V3RS3S OUT TH3R3
WH4T 1F TH3R3 1S NO 3ND
WH4T 1F TH3R3 4R3 4N 1NF1N1T3 NUMB3R OF M1CH43L J4CKSONS WHO 4R3 JUST 4U V4R14NTS OF 34CH OTH3R
3LF M1CH43L J4CKSON
F43R13 M1CH43L J4CKSON

*DR4GON M1CH43L J4CKSON*

[wingstosee]

oh my god!
faerie michael jackson sounds. kind of incredible???
do you think he'd have, like. butterfly wings? or would he be one of the creepy ones.
what's the word for that.
unsealy?

[iustitia]

OH MY GOD 1T'S SP3LL3D UNS33L13 YOU 4BSOLUT3 PL3B
(B3FOR3 YOU G3T SM4RT4SSY W1TH M3 Y3S 1T'S W1TH TH3 1 4ND 3 >:P)
((^^^ TH4T W4S 4 JOK3))

1'D L1K3 TO TH1NK H3'D H4V3 R34LLY F4BULOUS BUTT3RFLY W1NGS
TO M4TCH H1S R34LLY F4BULOUS OUTF1TS
JUST 4 FUCK1NG SMORG4SBORD OF BR1GHT COLOR
BUT 1 4M 4LSO V3RY B14S3D 4BOUT TH4T K1ND OF STUFF SO WHO KNOWS

[wingstosee]

are you sure it's a joke?
i'm pretty sure you got the spelling right...

[ yes, she's just. to the point of ignoring 1s and 3s and thinking they're "ie" now. that totally passed her by. ]

i mean... he'd have to, right?
there's no other way.
like, a white suit, but silver and blue and gold all over his wings.

wait maybe they change colors!!

[iustitia]

OH...
1 JUST THOUGHT YOU'D M4K3 4 CR4CK 4BOUT HOW 1 TYP3
4ND 1 W4S TRY1NG TO H34D TH4T OFF BY M4K1NG 4 JOK3
SO TH4NKS FOR NOT NOT1C1NG 1 GU3SS >:]

SH1T TH4T'S GOOD
DO YOU TH1NK H3'D B3 OUR S1Z3?
OR R34LLY 1TTY B1TTY

[wingstosee]

i mean.
i just think it's not that weird?
when i was younger i tried doing some weird things. like, um
one time i made a post and tried to capitalize the first and last letters of every word?
YoU KnoW, LikE ThiS?
only it turns out that looks kind of awful??
so. that didn't last long.

also definitely itty bitty.
but he can probably do size magic.
that seems like something faeries can do.

[iustitia]

1T'S NOT SO B4D
DON'T T3LL 4NYON3 1 S41D TH1S BUT
1T'S PROB4BLY B3TT3R TH4N WH4T 1'V3 GOT GO1NG ON H3R3 TO B3 1N T3RMS OF R34D4B1L1TY 1F 1'M GO1NG TO B3 3NT1R3LY HON3ST W1TH YOU
ON3 OF MY FR13NDS L1K3S TO Capitalize The First Letter of Every Word Like This
SO
1 K1ND4 L1K3 YOURS!

4T L34ST 1T'S NOT 4LT3RN4T1NG C4P1T4LS 3V3RY L3TT3R
G4G DX<

[wingstosee]

haha. that actually doesn't look too bad, though?
it's very neat. i don't think i could use it but i kind of like it.
yours isn't that bad either, honestly. you just have to squint a little, or zoom out the text, and then it just looks like you're yelling.
but really quietly.

i tried that first!
it was bad. i could never figure out a way to handle spaces that didn't look...
well. i guess it all looked bad to begin with.
that probably didn't help.

[iustitia]

TyPiNg lIkE ThIs iS BaSi

UGH 1 C4N'T 3V3N F1N1SH
1T'S GONN4 G1V3 M3 H1V3S 4ND R4SH3S 4ND L1K3 F1V3 OTH3R SK1N D1S34S3S
TYP1NG L1K3 TH4T 1S B4S1C4LLY TH3 WORST

GOD 1F YOU W4NT Y3LL1NG
1 KNOW 4 GUY WHO JUST TYP3S 1N STR41GHT C4PS 4LL TH3 T1M3
C4PSLOCK 4LL D4Y 3V3RYD4Y
H3'S B4S1C4LLY 4LW4YS Y3LL1NG 1N R34L L1F3 TOO
1 C4N'T R3M3MB3R TH3 L4ST T1M3 H3 US3D H1S 1NS1D3 VO1C3...?
ON3 T1M3 H3 H3LD H1S BR34TH 4ND N34RLY P4SS3D OUT B3C4US3 H3 D1DN'T KNOW HOW TO B3 QU13T OTH3RW1S3

[wingstosee]

it wasn't. as bad as it could be? :(
i mean, it was still bad.
like, really bad.
maybe even skin disease bad?

he sounds. huh.
he really held his breath until he passed out?
that's. actually kind of impressive.

he sounds kind of exhausting to be near, though??
i don't think i could handle it.

[iustitia]

1T'S NOT YOUR F4ULT
1T'S JUST B4D 4SSOC14T1ONS >:[

H3 1S 4 L1TTL3!
(OK4Y, 4 LOT)
BUT H3'S 4CTU4LLY 4 PR3TTY GOOD GUY
JUST
LOUD
H3 W4S TH3 L34D3R OF MY FR13NDS FOR 4 WH1L3
4ND TH4T W4S B4S1C4LLY L1K3 H3RD1NG 4 BUNCH OF P4RT1CUL4RLY UNCOOP3R4T1V3 PURRB34STS!
SO 1 DON'T BL4M3 H1M
*TOO* MUCH >:P
SOM3T1M3S YOU GOTT4 B3 PR3TTY L1B3R4L W1TH YOUR SHOUT POL3S 1N ORD3R TO G3T P3OPL3 TO DO 4NYTH1NG

[wingstosee]

oh gross.
that's even worse then?
like it's already bad enough, but then that one kid starts using that everywhere.
and it's like... really? you weren't being mean enough already?

haha. i'm ranting. sorry.
i guess it makes sense to be loud with friends like that...
maybe?
i think i'd just wait it out.
if i have to yell to get people to hear me, they probably wouldn't listen to anything i had to say anyway. you know?

[iustitia]

1 KNOW, R1GHT?
1S TH4T JUST 4NOTH3R UN1V3RS4L TH1NG TOO??

YOU C4N'T JUST W41T 4ROUND FOR OTH3RS TO 4CKNOWL3DG3 YOU
TH3R3 4R3 P3OPL3 OUT TH3R3 WHO W1LL JUST T4LK T4LK T4LK, WR4PP3D UP 1N TH31R OWN L1TTL3 WORLDS
YOU TH1NK TH3Y'R3 GO1NG TO P4Y 3NOUGH 4TT3NT1ON 4ND JUST L3T YOU SP34K?
WH3N TH3Y'R3 P3RF3CTLY H4PPY MONOPOL1Z1NG 4LL TH3 T1M3???
G3T LOUD! S31Z3 TH3 D4Y!
SOM3T1M3S YOU JUST GOTT4 M4K3 P3OPL3 L1ST3N TO YOU

[wingstosee]

i think mean people are probably universal?
it's like. math. you know?
it exists in every world, so you can show it to aliens.
but nobody ever mentions whether or not the aliens know math either??
so i guess one way or another you're just kind of screwed.

[iustitia]

OH...
1 M34NT WH3TH3R TH3 CORR3L4T1ON B3TW33N OBNOX1OUS T3XT QU1RKS 4ND DOUCH3B4GG3RY W3R3 UN1V3RS4L
DOUCH3B4GG3RY 1N G3N3R4L 1S, OF COURS3, 4 UN1V3RS4L CONST4NT
4S LONG 4S TH3R3'S L1K3
1DK
COMMUN1C4T1ON?
TH3 POSS1B1L1TY FOR D1FF3R3NC3S 1N OP1N1ON OR W4NTS OR N33DS
YOU'R3 GONN4 G3T P3OPL3 OR B34STS OR 4MO3B4S OR *WH4T3V3R* TH4T 4R3 JUST R34L B1G J3RKS

[wingstosee]

i'm not even sure you need communication?
i'm pretty sure you could just walk up to someone and like. headbutt them
you wouldn't even have to say a word. you'd still kind of be an asshole.
haha.

[iustitia]

COMMUN1C4T1ON 1S MOR3 TH4N JUST WORDS OR L4NGU4G3
1T'S B3H4V1OR, TOO
BODY L4NGU4G3
4CT1ONS!
YOU 3V3R S33 4N1M4LS POSTUR1NG 4T 34CH OTH3R
OR HOLL3R1NG R34LLY LOUD TO W4RN FOR D4NG3R?
H34DBUTT1NG 1S 4BSOLUT3LY 4 FORM OF COMMUN1C4T1ON
SOM3T1M3S YOU JUST GOTT4 H34DBUTT 4 DUMB BOY 1N 4 D3L1C1OUS W1NDY SOCK HOOD 4ND L3T H1M KNOW TH4T YOU M34N BUS1N3SS

[wingstosee]

okay? i mean
if a headbutt is communication then i guess that has to be true??
but also it seems like
"being a jerk" is a form of communication? then??

ugh
thinking about that is making my head hurt.
what were we even talking about?

[iustitia]

UHHHH
F43R13 M1CH43L J4CKSON?

[wingstosee]

huh.
i wanna say we exhausted that topic?

even though that's not true
because there's literally no way to run out of things to say about faerie michael jackson.

[iustitia]

OH!
W3 COULD
1NTRODUC3 OURS3LV3S?
UNL3SS YOU W4NT TO ST4Y ONLY KNOWN BY YOUR H4NDL3, 1N WH1CH C4S3 TH4T'S F1N3
1 UND3RST4ND TH3 N33D FOR D1SCR3T1ON >:]

[wingstosee]

oh!
no, that totally works!
i'm venus. it's really nice to meet you :)

[iustitia]

MY N4M3 1S T3R3Z1 PYROP3
1T'S N1C3 TO M33T YOU, TOO! >:D

[wingstosee]

whoa, cool name.
nice to meet you, terezi!
i know i already said that but i kind of wanted to try the name out too.

so.
do we just... leave it there?

[iustitia]

1
GU3SS???

UNL3SS TH3R3'S 4NYTH1NG 3LS3 W3 W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT...?