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Hank "Walking Distaster" Anderson ([personal profile] fuckingpassw0rd) wrote in [community profile] reverienet2018-07-10 02:23 am

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[You know things Hank still hates? Speaking on networks. He'd had enough of his chat days and preferred the company of books more than anything else. Still a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So you're getting video of a tired looking man stuck in a suit that he already absolutely loaths. This thing reminds him that the last three years have given him the dreaded 'cop gut', in a large part due to his self-destructive diet.]

Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.

[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]

Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.

If you're watching let me know if you're here!

[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]

Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.
motorcycle_noises: Canon; Surprise (All you do is think)

[ Video ][ un: vroomvroom ]

[personal profile] motorcycle_noises 2018-07-10 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
Licking things?

[ Yes, this is what Tatsuya is stuck on. ]
motorcycle_noises: Fanart; Neutral-Eikichi; Listening (So glad we've almost made it)

[personal profile] motorcycle_noises 2018-07-10 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
[ You're close, Hank. ]

That has to look really weird.

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[personal profile] rk800connor 2018-07-10 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
[To say that a lot of things had happened in the last couple of weeks or so was an understatement, but even after meeting aliens and vampires and dealing with people going insane after listening to the same two hours of music looped on repeat for the past seven days, he was still taken by complete surprise when he saw Hank's video.

He was quick to respond and, although he was in an identical jumpsuit, it annoyingly seemed to suit Connor somehow, though it definitely wasn't as snappy as his usual uniform.]


Lieutenant? [He was a strange mix of happy and confused to see him.] I'm assuming by your questions that you've just arrived? ['Arrived' wasn't necessarily the right word, but it was the best he had right now.]
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[personal profile] rk800connor 2018-07-11 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
[A subtle smile tugged at his lips.] I was thinking something similar.

It's good to see you... though it may have been better if you hadn't shown up. This place is dangerous, especially to humans. [He'd, honestly, been doing alright so far.]

I've been here fourteen days, seven hours and thirty-two minutes... [A pause and a frown.] Although it is possible I've been here slightly longer than that. My internal clock and GPS were both damaged. When I woke up, my internal clock reset.

I don't believe you've been here all that time. People tend to... appear and disappear for lack of a better description. Let me send you some files. These will help give you a better picture of what might be going on here. I do have a few theories and I'd like your input once you're settled in.

[Connor twitched a little as his LED flickered yellow and suddenly a handful of alerts popped up on Hank's smartwatch.
un: aphrodite - Previous Crew Audio
un: mori - Previous Crew Video File
un: h. gurszky - Previous Crew Video File
un: castiglione - Video
Copy of Video Logs recovered from the Command Deck
un: johnson - Wires
un: alucard - Note
un: tokumei - Picture
un: hank_127 - Disappearance ]

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reposing: (doesn't really matter to me)

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[personal profile] reposing 2018-07-10 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Though I've no doubt you will come to despise this place as the rest of us, it will hopefully do Connor good by having someone familiar.

There is a bar on this station.

I am known as Alucard. Currently, I assist with the clinic should you need medical aid.
reposing: (Scaramouchscaramouch)

[personal profile] reposing 2018-07-10 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I suppose it'll just get worse.

We met shortly after he woke up here. He has been exceedingly helpful.

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~~~not here~~~~

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pampa: (041)

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[personal profile] pampa 2018-07-10 02:11 pm (UTC)(link)
That's a real fancy toaster you've got there. [ which is to say, ] He's walking around here somewhere.

[ onto the more important stuff- ] We drank all the real booze, but I can show you how to rig up the replicators for something that'll put hair on your chest.
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[personal profile] pampa 2018-07-10 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Microwave? [ whatever ]

It's an abandoned space station. Probably haunted. So the booze is a good idea.

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you're fine!

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iustitia: (pic#12345603)

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[personal profile] iustitia 2018-07-10 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow? Super rude?? Licking things is totally valid. I do it all the time!
iustitia: (sorry that people are so jealous of me)

[personal profile] iustitia 2018-07-11 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[shhh. shhhhhhhh. don't worry about it, hank. it's fine. it's totally fine.]

Jeez! You can't just go imposing your human notions of propriety on everyone else. Just because you don't do it doesn't mean the rest of us have to conform to your standards. Sheesh! It's not that weird.

[it's weird even by alien standards]

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wingstosee: (smilingsoft)

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[personal profile] wingstosee 2018-07-11 10:13 pm (UTC)(link)
haha. that wasn't very brief.

[ venus the guy just got here, don't be a little shit ]

don't worry, the replicators can make alcohol.
also i'm pretty sure your friend's here?
actually he already responded. so i guess you're good there. :)
anyway welcome to the station?
wingstosee: (shouldntsay)

[personal profile] wingstosee 2018-07-17 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
yeah. i think i've heard of something like that?
3d printers or something. it's not really the same though.
like, unless they're also working on printing food.
which would be really nice, now that i think about it.

haha. you don't have to thank me if you don't want to.
this place kind of sucks, even if the people are pretty neat.
foolishjourney: (♪ 12223512)

un; tatsuya, text

[personal profile] foolishjourney 2018-07-11 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I think everyone's already got you covered by this point, so welcome to the station.

What's a deviant?
Edited 2018-07-11 22:56 (UTC)
foolishjourney: (♪ 12223559)

[personal profile] foolishjourney 2018-07-12 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
Hm.

That's a bad thing?

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thefaulty: (pale imitation)

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[personal profile] thefaulty 2018-07-11 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[...Arid does not like this at all.]

Are you one of the law enforcement officers who works alongside the RK800?

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thefaulty: (you killed sound)

[personal profile] thefaulty 2018-07-12 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He assists you in apprehending deviant androids. Is this correct?

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np!

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