Hank "Walking Distaster" Anderson (
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reverienet2018-07-10 02:23 am
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video: un; LT_ANDERSON
[You know things Hank still hates? Speaking on networks. He'd had enough of his chat days and preferred the company of books more than anything else. Still a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. So you're getting video of a tired looking man stuck in a suit that he already absolutely loaths. This thing reminds him that the last three years have given him the dreaded 'cop gut', in a large part due to his self-destructive diet.]
Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.
[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]
Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.
If you're watching let me know if you're here!
[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]
Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.
Hey, this is Hank Anderson. I really hate using this...so I'll make it brief. One, what the hell is going on? Anyone with more knowledge than being tossed in here would be welcome. And does this place have booze? I feel like this might help dull the pain. Thanks.
[Honestly, this is just small talk for what's really important to him and the whole point of this conversation.]
Anyway...if you see an android walking around calling himself Connor, lemme know. About six feet tall, perfectly combed hair, a vest with 'Android' written in the back in bright white letters, glowing symbols on his clothing, an LED circle on his right temple [He points to his own head, that's where it should be], may or may not mutter about deviants, androids, dogs, and coming from CyberLife, you can't miss him.
If you're watching let me know if you're here!
[Stop making him worry, he just got here and his suit itches. OH right and an important PSA.]
Right, if you see him licking something, yeah, it's perfectly normal he uses it to analyze things, but shit, it's still disgusting no matter what stupid space circumstances we're stuck in. And before you ask, no, I don't fucking know why CybeLife decided this was the best way to make him do it.
[ Video ][ un: vroomvroom ]
[ Yes, this is what Tatsuya is stuck on. ]
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Yeah, what about it? It's what he does.
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That has to look really weird.
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[There's a lot of thinks Hank tells Connor not to do and Connor does anyway.]
Wish I could say I get used to it, but your brain tends to be wired a certain way and I'm too old to change.
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video; un: connor
He was quick to respond and, although he was in an identical jumpsuit, it annoyingly seemed to suit Connor somehow, though it definitely wasn't as snappy as his usual uniform.]
Lieutenant? [He was a strange mix of happy and confused to see him.] I'm assuming by your questions that you've just arrived? ['Arrived' wasn't necessarily the right word, but it was the best he had right now.]
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[It's a joke and how he says hi, really. And goddamit Connor, why does the suit look fine on you? Hank can't help but unconsciously move his gut a little inward, feeling that the fabric was on a little too tight. True, it also was a tiny bit shocking to see the android without his usual uniform, yet it fit him well.
Connor's reaction was a bit worrying (happy AND confused?), but Hank hid that behind his usual demeanor.]
Yeah...[Give him time for his much slower brain to process and-] Feeling like you've been here longer, huh. Shit. How long was I sleeping? Who even bothered putting this suit on me? Was I knocked out before coming here?
[He knows Connor probably doesn't have the answers, but talking about this as if it's just a normal case helps a tiny bit.]
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It's good to see you... though it may have been better if you hadn't shown up. This place is dangerous, especially to humans. [He'd, honestly, been doing alright so far.]
I've been here fourteen days, seven hours and thirty-two minutes... [A pause and a frown.] Although it is possible I've been here slightly longer than that. My internal clock and GPS were both damaged. When I woke up, my internal clock reset.
I don't believe you've been here all that time. People tend to... appear and disappear for lack of a better description. Let me send you some files. These will help give you a better picture of what might be going on here. I do have a few theories and I'd like your input once you're settled in.
[Connor twitched a little as his LED flickered yellow and suddenly a handful of alerts popped up on Hank's smartwatch.
un: aphrodite - Previous Crew Audio
un: mori - Previous Crew Video File
un: h. gurszky - Previous Crew Video File
un: castiglione - Video
Copy of Video Logs recovered from the Command Deck
un: johnson - Wires
un: alucard - Note
un: tokumei - Picture
un: hank_127 - Disappearance ]
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text; un: alucard
There is a bar on this station.
I am known as Alucard. Currently, I assist with the clinic should you need medical aid.
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I don't need to come to hate it, I already do.
You know Connor?
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We met shortly after he woke up here. He has been exceedingly helpful.
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~~~not here~~~~
also not here
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text; un: aphrodite
text; un piercedearring
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un; tatsuya, text
un; tatsuya, text
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video; un:millerlite
[ onto the more important stuff- ] We drank all the real booze, but I can show you how to rig up the replicators for something that'll put hair on your chest.
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Replicators? What the hell kinda place did we all end up in? [He knows he should be panicking but...there's a sort of childish interest to being in what seems to be a space station.] But I'm always up to trying new types of booze, fake or not.
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It's an abandoned space station. Probably haunted. So the booze is a good idea.
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Sorry for being late
you're fine!
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video; un: gallowsCalibrator
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Aww don't tell others do it too!
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Jeez! You can't just go imposing your human notions of propriety on everyone else. Just because you don't do it doesn't mean the rest of us have to conform to your standards. Sheesh! It's not that weird.
[it's weird even by alien standards]
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Sorry for the late tag!
text; un: aphrodite
[ venus the guy just got here, don't be a little shit ]
don't worry, the replicators can make alcohol.
also i'm pretty sure your friend's here?
actually he already responded. so i guess you're good there. :)
anyway welcome to the station?
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[Listen here you little shit--]
Yeah so I heard. Still freaked out by the idea there's such a thing as replicators. They were just starting about starting that type of technology in the news...
[Anything to try and fix the shit the humans had been doing, after all.]
Thanks, I think.
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3d printers or something. it's not really the same though.
like, unless they're also working on printing food.
which would be really nice, now that i think about it.
haha. you don't have to thank me if you don't want to.
this place kind of sucks, even if the people are pretty neat.
Sorry for the late tag!
"how dare you," i say a month later
un; tatsuya, text
What's a deviant?
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[He's SO THRILLED.]
Androids that have strayed from their programming. Since they were meant to serve humans instead of thinking for themselves.
[Can you send the sarcasm at the last line. After Kamiski's place he's pretty sure where he stands at this point.]
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That's a bad thing?
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text; UN: Arid
Are you one of the law enforcement officers who works alongside the RK800?
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He's my partner, yeah. What of it?
[It's too bad he couldn't appreciate that Hank's journey in even calling Connor that.]
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Sorry for the late tag!
np!
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