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[spinals]

can someone tell me what kind of animal this is?



i've never seen anything like it before and i don't think it likes me very much but it lives here now?? not in my part of the quarters though

something completely different
i've been trying to get the bar into working shape and i used to work as a bartender back home, which i liked
if i can be more useful doing something else, let me know, but if not
would anyone mind if i try to keep the bar in shape and run it? not for money, just for something to do
some of the bottles there have stuff that's still good so we might as well

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un: gallowsCalibrator

[iustitia]

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un:millerlite

[pampa]

Never seen one of those things
but if you're tending bar I'm drinking

[volumes]

An asshole. He's already peed on me.

un: timaeusTestified

[splinten]

Holy shit that's a racoon.
Where did you last see him?
Can I pet him?

un: page

[subplot]

I'm a little curious about how a raccoon managed to end up here. They're known to carry rabies, so you might want to approach it carefully.

And if you need help with things at the bar, let me know? I'm desperately trying to find things to do.

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[moshennik]

PLEAES TELL ME WHERE IT IS.