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un: aphrodite ;; text ;; 001 <- "first post"
so i'm not really sure how this works?
it doesn't look like anyone else has posted yet.
but uhhhh no time like the present, right?
so
my... bracelet? watch?
i guess it's kind of a smartwatch.
anyway it said something new just now.
"we made it work. attempt number six was successful. it worked, everyone!"
"wait, there's a problem, we're not where we..."
does this sound familiar to anyone?
there might have been more but i was in the cafeteria
or well. am, i guess
also, first post?
i think you're supposed to say that.
wow i have no idea where to end this.
i hope you're all having a good day?
even with the kidnapping and everything.
okay bye
wait jk jk
jupiter, if you see this
let me know, okay?
this is venus. though i guess that's pretty obvious.
i'm really worried :(
that was probably obvious too
okay bye for real this time?
maybe??
yeah.
it doesn't look like anyone else has posted yet.
but uhhhh no time like the present, right?
so
my... bracelet? watch?
i guess it's kind of a smartwatch.
anyway it said something new just now.
"we made it work. attempt number six was successful. it worked, everyone!"
"wait, there's a problem, we're not where we..."
does this sound familiar to anyone?
there might have been more but i was in the cafeteria
or well. am, i guess
also, first post?
i think you're supposed to say that.
wow i have no idea where to end this.
i hope you're all having a good day?
even with the kidnapping and everything.
okay bye
wait jk jk
jupiter, if you see this
let me know, okay?
this is venus. though i guess that's pretty obvious.
i'm really worried :(
that was probably obvious too
okay bye for real this time?
maybe??
yeah.
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1T'S 4CTU4LLY D3L1B3R4T3LY M1SN4M3D 4S 4 JOK3 ON TH3 4UD13NC3
1T H4S NO TROLLS WH4TSO3V3R
4ND 1S 1N F4CT 4 FOUR HUNDR3D P4G3 MONOGR4PH ON TH3 M4T1NG H4B1TS OF 4N 3ND4NG3R3D SLUG SP3C13S FOUND ON 4 PL4N3T COLON1Z3D BY TH3 4LT3RN14N 3MP1R3 SW33PS 4GO FOR 1TS 4BUND4NT 4VOC4DO H4RV3STS
TH3 3MPR3SS W4NT3D TO 3XP4ND H3R S4NDW1CH CH41N 4ND 4PP34L TO TH3 COOL YOUNGST3RS 4ND UNFORTUNT4T3LY TH3 POOR SLUGS W3R3 C4UGHT 1N TH3 CROSSF1R3
Y3S 1T'S LORD OF TH3 R1NGS BUT W1TH TROLLS!!!
1T'S PROB4BLY MOR3 CORR3CT TO S4Y TH4T YOUR V3RS1ON 1S TROLL LORD OF TH3 R1NGS BUT W1TH HUM4NS S1NC3 OUR V3RS1ON C4M3 F1RST
BUT TH4T L34DS 1NTO 4 LONG 4ND STUP1D CONV3RS4T1ON TH4T FR4NKLY 1 DON'T KNOW 1F 31TH3R OF US 4R3 UP FOR R1GHT NOW
G1V3N TH3 SP4C3 K1DN4PP1NG 4ND 3V3RYTH1NG
GOOD JOB CL41M1NG TH3 F1RST POST BY TH3 W4Y
1T'S 1MPORT4NT TO ST4K3 YOUR CL41M 34RLY 4ND L3T 3V3RYON3 KNOW WHO'S BOSS 1N TH3S3 K1NDS OF S1TU4T1ONS
WH4T D1D TH3 P3RSON SP34K1NG SOUND L1K3?
1 H4V3N'T H34RD 4NYTH1NG L1K3 1T ON MY W4TCH
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so it'd be more...
"troll lord of the rings but with hobbits," i think?
hahaha.
and um
it was a woman's voice?
at least i think it was.
she sounded... kind of alarmed
or at least that's what it sounded like at the time
also thanks.
i think.
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TROLL 4R4GORN'S D1STR4CT1ON 4T TH3 BL4CK G4T3S 1S 1NT3GR4L TO M4K1NG SUR3 TROLL FRODO 4ND TROLL S4M R34CH TH3 VOLC4NO
4ND TROLL BOROM1R'S D34TH H4S CONS3QU3NC3S TH4T 4FF3CT 4 TON OF CH4R4CT3RS TH3 FURTH3R 1N TH3 BOOK YOU G3T
4NYW4Y 1T'S NOT 4BOUT R3L3V4NC3
HOBB1TS C4N'T 4CT 1N 4NY MOV13 4D4PT4T1ON, TROLL OR OTH3RW1S3
TH3Y DON'T 3X1ST!!
4ND 1F TH3Y DO 1 GU3SS 1 JUST D1DN'T P4Y 3NOUGH 4TT3NT1ON DUR1NG SCHOOLF33D1NG
DOUBL3 4NYW4Y!!!!!!!
1 WOND3R WH4T TH3Y W3R3 TRY1NG... >:?
1T SOUNDS L1K3 TH3Y W3R3 4TT3MPT1NG TO GO SOM3WH3R3 4ND 1T D1DN'T WORK OUT, BUT WHO KNOWS?
UGH, 1 W1SH TH3R3 W4S MOR3 TO GO ON 4ROUND H3R3
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like.
i'd say sorry but i don't really want to lie.
yeah, that sounds about right?
it doesn't really explain why only a few people have gotten that message.
me and one other person so far, i think.
maybe we got a dead person's smartwatch?
ugh.
that's not great to think about.
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TROLL S34N B34N 1S 4 V3RY 4TTR4CT1V3 M4N
H3 1S NOT 4T 4LL FORG3TT4BL3 3V3N 1F H3 1S UN1QU3LY T4L3NT3D 4T DY1NG
1 F33L S1NC3R3LY SORRY FOR 34RTH 1F YOUR HUM4N BOROM1R 4CTOR 1S GROSS
OH
3W???
M4YB3 YOU SHOULD W4SH TH4T OFF B3FOR3 YOU TOUCH 1T 4NY MOR3
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oh my god?
i want you to guess who the human actor for troll boromir is.
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NO W4Y
YOU'R3 K1DD1NG M3, R1GHT?
T3LL M3 YOU'R3 NOT 4BOUT TO S4Y HUM4N S34N B34N
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100%
completely and unmistakably
human sean bean.
oh my god.
i am so sorry.
but also i feel like i've just unlocked some secret of the universe, or something?
we have to try other actors. please.
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HOLY SH1T???
TH1S 1S B1G
OK4Y
UH
T3LL M3 WHO PL4YS TROLL D3CK4RD 1N TH4T FUTUR1ST1C NO1R MOV13 4BOUT 4NDRO1DS
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i have literally no idea what movie that is. :(
sorry. is it like. the maltese falcon?
i wouldn't know the actor anyway
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NNNNNNNOT R34LLY?
1T H4S W4Y MOR3 ROBOTS 1N 1T 4ND PROB4BLY 4 LOT MOR3 MURD3R
4NYW4Y
NOW YOU G1V3 M3 4N 34RTH HUM4N MOV13
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oh!
harry potter and
sorry
human harry potter and the sorceror's stone!
or i guess it was philosopher's stone in britain?
is that a thing for you
do you have troll britain
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WH4T 3V3N 1S 4 BR1T41N
4ND Y34H
TH4T'S TH3 ON3 4BOUT TH3 W1Z4RD K1D W1TH TH3 D34D LUSUS, R1GHT?
OR
P4R3NT 1 TH1NK YOU C4LL 1T?
H4S 4 W4ND 4ND DO3S M4G1C?
H3'S PL4Y3D BY TROLL D4N13L R4DCL1FF
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evidently it's pretty great??
haha. i've never been so.
huh.
lusus is a pretty strange way to say it?
it sounds... kind of latin, actually
lusus. i've got to know that from somewhere.
hm.
anyway none of that matters?
because i think we may have cracked the code.
it's totally human daniel radcliff for us too.
or, well.
radcliffe.
maybe trolls don't do silent letters?
that'd be so helpful.
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OR 1S TH3R3 MOR3 OV3RL4P 1N F4MOUS F1GUR3S??
JUST HOW D33P DO3S TH1S HOPB34ST HOL3 GO???
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i think. i don't actually know if humans have hopbeasts.
also what other famous figures would there be?
troll george washington?
troll jesus?
oh my god.
please tell me troll jesus isn't a thing.
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1'M NONPR4CT1C1NG TROLL J3WG1SH BUT 1T'S COMPL1C4T3D 4ND P3RSON4L 4ND 1 DON'T W4NT TO T4LK 4BOUT 1T
W3 4LSO DON'T H4V3 TROLL G3ORG3 W4SH1NGTON...
1 DON'T SUPPOS3 YOU H4V3 HUM4N 3MPR3SS TR1ZZ4 T3TH1S OR M33N4H P31X3S?
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is it just called "jugaism" where you're from??
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right. it's personal.
um. sorry about that
oh!!!
troll michael jackson
is he a thing?
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H3'S 4 R34LLY F4MOUS LOW-BLOOD P3RFORM3R WHO GOT R34LLY POPUL4R W1TH TROLLS FROM 4LL 4CROSS TH3 H3MOSP3CTRUM
H3 D1D TH1S R34LLY GR34T SONG 4BOUT SH4DOW DROPP3RS 4ND TH3 H31NOUS BROODS OF TH3 UND34D
4ND H3 W4S KNOWN FOR T34R1NG UP TH3 D4NC3 FLOOR W1TH H1S S1CK N4STY MOV3S!
1S H3 4 TH1NG ON 34RTH TOO???
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but human michael jackson sure is.
wow.
i think we've really gotten somewhere.
this isn't just me, right?
this is big?
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1T'S HUG3
L1K3, 1 3XP3CT3D *SOM3* K1ND OF OV3RL4P
BUT TO H4V3 TH3M B3 TH1S CLOS3 TO 34CH OTH3R?
TH4T'S SUP3R WH4CK
4R3 TH3S3 GUYS UN1V3RS4L CONST4NTS?
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is dwarf michael jackson a thing?
does he have a huge beard?
this might be too much power.
we have to figure out where this ends.
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WH4T 1F TH3R3 1S NO 3ND
WH4T 1F TH3R3 4R3 4N 1NF1N1T3 NUMB3R OF M1CH43L J4CKSONS WHO 4R3 JUST 4U V4R14NTS OF 34CH OTH3R
3LF M1CH43L J4CKSON
F43R13 M1CH43L J4CKSON
*DR4GON M1CH43L J4CKSON*
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